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Coweta Co., GA Is Very Interested In Your Genitials
Folks – if you have a vibe, dildo, butt plug, cucumber, textured or tingling condom, bottle of lube, or anything else you like to rub on your bits, go get it RIGHT NOW! Clutch it safely to your coochie or neener and stimulate yourself for all you’re worth. When you feel that golden moment approaching, join me in dedicating your O (as many as you can) to the brave clits, penises, vaginas, anus-es (ani?) and taints of Coweta, CO who must now drive to a neighboring county to buy what you are holding in your busy little hands. Yes, even if they are white, rich, heterosexual, married, WalMart shoppers and locked in a sound-proof room while using said items.
Read the details after the jump
Protect your crotches, folks, because the government is sincerely interested in getting into your pants before you do. Yet another area in the dirty south has banned sex toys, stimulating condoms, and lube.
Check it out for yourself – here
(check out the pro-regulation comments if you want to pee your pants a little more)
Now, I’m not a big fan of Starship’s smut stores. Go ahead and read my reviews on Yelp for more on that. They’re also known for purposely pissing off the locals to extreme levels in the name of opening new stores, which makes sex educators and coaches ( like me ) look shitty by association. However, this UNANIMOUS response from the elected representatives of Coweta County is just downright stupid and embarrassing.
According to the article I linked to just above:
The obscenity ordinance prohibits sale or distribution of obscenity, and prohibits anyone from “knowingly” selling, or possessing with the intent to sell, “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”
Coweta County is just South-West of Atlanta, and a mere 2 hour drive from my home. I think somewhere in that language they might actually banned me from entering their county…. if so, I would be proud.
I need to get outta here (the South) before I accidentally give a workshop that breaks some law against smiling while teaching about sex, or informing couples about more intimate orgasms.
Shame on me if I somehow blunder into encouraging people to grow and explore together through physical intimacy or if I *gasp* help someone find a safe and healthy way to feel good! Oh no – what if I help a disabled person learn how to sexually reconnect with her or his lover?!
I will mentally send fondest thoughts for resistant prostate infections and unresponsive ED to all of the lawmakers involved in this offensive and immoral waste of time and tax money. I hope their wives go to the county next door to take care of themselves and never come back to cook dinner.
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